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[20:40:32, Monday 01. September 2008]
musialem to tu wkleic ;)
At a mTw's manager meeting
Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to Korea with you. Bucky Harris the mTw's manager gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these warcraft players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofe'
Abbott: Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the maps, Who's on Secret Valley, What's on Echo Isles, I Don't Know is on Twisted Meadows...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on Secret Valley, What's on Echo Isles, I Don't Know's on Twisted Meadows.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names.
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on Secret Valley?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on Secret Valley.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The Secret Valley.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing...
Abbott: Who is on Secret Valley!
Costello: I'm asking you who's on Secret Valley.
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta Secret Valley player?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the Secret Valley player every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on Secret Valley.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Abbott: What's wrong with that?
Costello: I wanna know is when you sign up the Secret Valley player, how does he sign his name?
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: How does he sign...
Abbott: That's how he signs it.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Yes. PAUSE
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on Secret Valley.
Abbott: No. What is on Echo Isles.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on Echo Isles.
Abbott: Who's on Secret Valley.
Costello: One map at a time!
Abbott: Well, don't change the players around.
Costello: I'm not changing nobody!
Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on Secret Valley?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: OK.
Abbott: Alright. PAUSE
Costello: What's the guy's name on Secret Valley?
Abbott: No. What is on Echo Isles.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on Echo Isles.
Abbott: Who's on Secret Valley.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on Twisted Meadows, we're not talking about him.
Costello: Now how did I get on Twisted Meadows?
Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
Costello: If I mentioned the Twisted Meadows player's name, who did I say is playing Twisted Meadows?
Abbott: No. Who's playing Secret Valley.
Costello: What's on a map?
Abbott: What's on Echo Isles.
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott: He's on Twisted Meadows.
Costello: There I go, back on Twisted Meadows again! PAUSE
Costello: Would you just stay on Twisted Meadows and don't go off it.
Abbott: Alright, what do you want to know?
Costello: Now who's playing Twisted Meadows?
Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on Twisted Meadows?
Costello: What am I putting on Twisted Meadows.
Abbott: No. What is on Echo Isles.
Costello: You don't want who on Echo Isles?
Abbott: Who is on Secret Valley.
Costello: I don't know. Together: Twisted Meadows! PAUSE
Costello: Look, you gotta Terenas Stand player?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The Gnoll Wood player's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing Terenas Stand.
Abbott: Who's playing Secret Valley.
Costello: I'm not...stay out of the orc maps!!! I want to know what's the guy's name in Terenas Stand?
Abbott: No, What is on Echo Isles.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on Echo Isles.
Abbott: Who's on Secret Valley!
Costello: I don't know. Together: Twisted Meadows! PAUSE
Costello: The Terenas Stand's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's Gnoll Wood. PAUSE
Costello: Look, You gotta elf on this team?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The elf's name?
Abbott: Tomorrow.
Costello: You don't want to tell me today?
Abbott: I'm telling you now.
Costello: Then go ahead.
Abbott: Tomorrow!
Costello: What time?
Abbott: What time what?
Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's elf?
Abbott: Now listen. Who is not elf.
Costello: I'll break you're arm if you say who's on Secret Valley!!! I want to know what's the elf's name?
Abbott: What's on Echo Isles.
Costello: I don't know. Together: Twisted Meadows! PAUSE
Costello: Gotta a human?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: The human's name?
Abbott: Today.
Costello: Today, and tomorrow's elf.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team. PAUSE
Costello: You know I'm a human too.
Abbott: So they tell me.
Costello: Pretend it's NGL format, I'm in. I get behind the guy's base to do some fancy towering, Tomorrow's elf on my team and an undead gets up. Now the undead masses some destroyers. Me, being a good human, I'm gonna gonna roll over and die. So I get knocked out, we gotta put someone else in, we are going to put in who?
Abbott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
Costello: I don't even know what I'm talking about! PAUSE
Abbott: That's all you have to do.
Costello: Is put in who.
Abbott: Yes!
Costello: Now who's got it?
Abbott: Naturally. PAUSE
Costello: Look, if I put someone, somebody's gotta be in. Now who is it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: So I have someone, I put in Naturally.
Abbott: No you don't you put in Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's different.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: you're not saying it...
Costello: I put in Naturally.
Abbott: You put in Who.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: That's what I said!
Abbott: You ask me.
Costello: I put in who?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Now you ask me.
Abbott: You put in Who?
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU!!! I put in who. Whoever it is loses the game and we have to play on Echo Isles. Who's down and we turn to What. What leaves it I Don't Know. I Don't Know plays twos with Tomorrow, Easy point. Another guy gets up and teams with Because. Why? I don't know! He's on Twisted Meadows and I don't give a darn!
Abbott: What?
Costello: I said I don't give a darn!
Abbott: Oh, that's our Lost Temple player.
Costello: (makes screaming sound)
---- Poprawiono: 2008-09-01 20:51:47 ----
niech ktos zmieni nazwe lol :P |
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[20:58:36, Monday 01. September 2008]
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[21:18:28, Monday 01. September 2008]
Who played on lost temple ? nikt bo jest zaginiona... ;P takie oto gadanie... |
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[22:03:15, Monday 01. September 2008]
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[23:01:06, Monday 01. September 2008]
:D n1 przeczytalem cale care&whine :D
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[06:54:08, Tuesday 02. September 2008]
Sram na twoje procenty!
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